Supple Lustrous Jersey Hostesswear.

If you get invited to a party in Hell (and I have it on verra good authority that they do party in the underworld, join us…), this is what you wear if you want to fit in. According to page #164, & page #641 (numerology weirdness!) of the Sears 1974 Fall/Winter Catalog of course. Lucky for you, I’m too drunk off Absolut Boston to say anything else about our weekly feature right now. Despite my former admission, I  blame the Vodka bed-spins on the dizzy Hostesswear patterns above. Don’t blame Sears! It wasn’t his fault! It was the DRUNK! COLOR-BLIND POLYESTER LOCUSTS!!!

True story.

Dream On. An Intimate Evening with Steven Tyler. January 23, 2009.

Tickets for “Dream On”, a retrospective on the singers tumultuous life, his experiences with Aerosmith and his struggles with substance abuse go on sale Friday, October 30th. Tyler will perform two Aerosmith songs and hold a Q & A with the audience during the show. Tickets for the January 23rd, 2010 performance will run you from $75 – $125 a pop. $200 will get you a meet and greet with Tyler, top notch seats, and other cool swag. All proceeds from the show will benefit New Hampshire’s Child and Family Services’ adolescent substance abuse treatment and child abuse prevention initiatives.

Tyler’s appearance kicks off the 25th anniversary of CFS’s Concerts for the Cause. Tyler, while not a native of New Hampshire or Boston, has spent several decades as a sometimes resident of the state. I spent a lot of time in the Laconia area of New Hampshire when I lived back east and it was pretty normal to see Tyler tooling around in a little speedboat on Lake Winnipesaukee or on his motorcycle during the legendary Laconia Motorcycle Week. Good times.

For more information on the show, click here.

Dog The Bounty Hunter Halloween Costume. $39.99

This is truly the most horrifying costume I’ve seen. Since yesterday at least. Shirt not included. Shudder…

Midnight Meat Hand. Made from real meat!

Want to make your very own meat hand? Visit Not Martha.com for the recipe.