Blondie, the Barbie, by Mattel. For Stacey.

This is the Barbie I always wanted to be when I was a kid. Anyway, here is the not-s0-CBGB’s version of Deborah Harry by Mattel. Blondie Barbie retails for $55.79 and joins Joan Jett (!) and Cyndi Lauper (!!) for Mattel’s “Dolls of the 80’s” line, due out in December of 2009.

Thanks!: WOW.

She’s MINE! NSFW.

According to this NSFW infomercial for the She’s Mine! Bra, God’s hand has something to do with the way this bra  increases the size of your boobie friends. And although it’s in Chinese, the makers of She’s Mine! also seem to indicate that the bra will actually make your boobs, ahem, grow.

Now, I’m not a religious type but if God is in fact responsible for this “miracle bra”, I’d like to thank him for doing something right for once.

Dream On! Aerosmith lottery ticket for the Rhode Island Lottery.

The “Dream On” scratch ticket is the first in a series of lotto tickets Aerosmith has agreed to do with the Rhode Island State Lottery Commission. Among the prizes for the new scratch ticket are Aerosmith CD’s, $50K and a custom autographed Steven Tyler Dirico Motorcycle. Dream on indeed.

Amazing skull cake. I was hoping for brains but chocolate will do.

Brains! might be delicious but I’m on a strict “no brains” diet right now.

More scary skull cakes here.

Yoders 100% US Smoke Flavored Bacon. $79.98. For K.

With a shelf life in excess of 10 years, this bacon makes a perfect addition to your food storage program and it is great for every day use. Especially useful during Zombie infestation when food isn’t available.

100% U.S. Bacon! America, Fuck Yeah…?

Via: ReadyDepot.

Jason Hoodie by Marc Ecko. $98.00.

This hoodie by designer Mark Ecko has been optimized to increase your Halloween slasher attack survival rate. Ecko also makes this boss Gene Simmons hoodie which, I’m sure Gene knows about. Both retail for $98.00.

Remote Controlled Zombie. $24.99. For LP.

This remote controlled Zombie groans and shuffles just like the real thing. BRAINS! Batteries not included.

Via: ThinkGeek.

SpongeBong Hemp Pants.

If this is what the actual SpongeBob cartoon was like, I might watch it more often. True story.

Thanks to the super toking powers of RDK for the link. Now get out of my stash m@!&rf*c%er!

Alex Pardee’s new Full Metal T-shirt.

Just like artist Alex Pardee himself, this t-shirt is completely bad-ass. Get one via Upper Playground online or UP in store locations here.

More on Pardee here.

The Gillettes, Family Business. Starring Lita Ford as, uh…Lita Ford.

The 12 part comic, details the bloody, Zombie fighting exploits of The Gillettes. Otherwise known as Lita Ford, her husband Jim Gillette and her two sons, Rocco and James. Issue #1 of the mag is due out in November.

The comic was written and inked by 14 year-old artist Jake Tinsley. Tinsley’s published his first comic at the ripe old age of 12.

More via Wham Bang Comics.

American Artifact: The Rise of American Rock Poster Art movie trailer. Yes please.

American Artifact: The Rise of American Rock Poster Art, a documentary that chronicles the history and present state of gig poster art, has been screening all around the country since the summer. If you’re in San Fransisco, you can catch it at The Roxie Cinema through the 28th. The film is set for wider release sometime in early 2010.

Gene Simmons for Banana Junior 6000, circa 1984.

Even though the Banana Junior 6000 wasn’t a real computer, I’m still sure Gene found a way to make a dollar off this add.