The Gently Soothing Brief from Sears. For K who I know already disagrees with my “brief” synopsis.
It’s Wednesday so that means it’s time for another look back at the 1974 Sears Fall/Winter catalog. This week is dedicated to page 199 of the catalog and the ultimate granny-panty, the Gently Soothing Brief . I know some of you might disagree but, I suspect the only thing this brief is actually good at is soothing a perfectly good erection away.
Here’s Quentin Tarantino on stage at the Spike TV Scream Awards. Q was on hand to present the Scream Mastermind Lifetime Acheivement Award to George Romero. Anyway, Tarantino’s ensemble made me worry that he might be under some sort of mind-control by a certain Steven Seagal. Which I hope is not a true story.
Police say that Eric Brown(see Mugshot of the year above) was drunk when he got into a cab dressed in a vampire costume and makeup. When the cab made it’s way to the Interstate 75 in Cincinnati, Brown grabbed the wheel of the taxi for some unknown reason. The Imitation Meatloaf was charged with disorderly conduct while intoxicated.
Image of Jesus (?) on a bathroom door at an Ikea in Glasgow. For Freddy Pants.
Meh. I’ve seen better looking images of Jesus in a frying pan. Anyway, word from the top brass at Ikea say that the image is really Benny Anderson of ABBA. If you want my opinion (and you verra well do), I think it looks more like Frylock from Aqua Teen Hunger Force, but that’s just because I’m completely stoned me.
Tim Eyman, Captain Dicktard. For everyone who supports the approval of R-71.
Ruling against Washington States Public Record Act, Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy on Monday temporarily blocked Washington State officials from releasing the names of people seeking to overturn R-71, a referendum that would expand the current domestic partnership laws in Washington State. And Tim Eyman couldn’t be happier.
Initially, Eyman was working to keep the names of people who signed 11 different petitions, including several of his own. Yesterday, Eyman’s attorney submitted a request to include two individuals opposed to R-71 who had signed R-71 petitions and don’t want their names released. Eyman and others (especially those behind the Anti-R-71 lines) believe that disclosing the names of the 138,000 people who oppose the approval of R-71 would leave them open to harassment. Or having an uncomfortable conversation with their gay neighbors as to why they hate them so much. True story.
This is the first time that Steven Tyler and Joe Perry have performed together since Tyler’s fall in Sturgis. Video’s from Aerosmith’s Hawaii performance can be viewed via Blabbermouth.
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If boozing was an olympic event, we would be on a box of Wheaties. If this all sounds familiar to you (and your mother), welcome home.
