Love Boat Captain: FAIL.

I woke up at 3am today with this image stuck in my head. Now it’s stuck in your head too. True story.

Thanks to RDK for the helping bring the evil version of The Love Boat to life.

Visqueen, Message to Garcia, 2009.

The impossibly catchy WARD! comes Visqueen’s third studio record, Message to Garcia. Without fear of going out on a limb, it’s probably the Seattle trio’s best effort. WARD! is one of those songs you find yourself singing out loud. And that’s because it’s simply impossible not to want to pretend you sound exactly like Visqueen’s powerhouse vocalist, Rachel Flotard. Which of course, you don’t.

Visqueen will play a gig with Shonen Knife (!) at The Tractor Tavern on Saturday, October 24th.

I’m pretty sure that White Trash Waffle Girl is wearing an Iron Maiden t-shirt.

Wow. Just. Wow.

How about none of the above…? For AFJ.

Despite earlier reports from Michael Vick’s soon to be ex-agent Joel Segal, sneaker pimp giant Nike has denied resigning Michael Vick’s contract. In 2007, Nike killed Vick’s contract, burned it, then buried it in their backyard after Vick admitted to his involvement in a dogfighting club. Former creative director for Nike, marketing consultant Ernest Lupianacci, summed up the media mess perfectly by saying: “This agent put his Air Vick in his mouth”. Nike spokesperson KeJuan Wilkins backed up Lupianacci’s comments, stating that “Nike does not have a contractual relationship with Michael Vick”.

Thanks to AFJ for the link.

(D) Florida Representative Alan Grayson will not back down. For K.

The audio is out of sync on this video of Representative Alan Grayson’s (D-FLA) “apology” to the GOP, but the words still sound completely bad-ass.

More words of wisdom from Grayson here.

Thanks to K for the link.