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Daily Earwig: Ozzy Osbourne – Steal Away The Night… 1

Posted on September 28, 2009 by DJC


Ozzy Osbourne & The Blizzard of Ozz, Steal Away the Night. From Ozzy’s first solo record, Blizzard of Ozz, 1980.

Damn you Monday. I always hated you.

Love,

Your 1/2 brother Tuesday.

PS: In other news, Ozzy Osbourne just obtained a license to drive in Los Angeles, California. Mr. Crowley had this to say about his accomplishment, 40 some odd years in the making:

I just passed my driving test. Took me 60 years, but I did it! For the first time in my life, I’m legal to drive, so watch out!

Ozzy Osbourne will turn 61 this coming December. He also might dislike math a lot as well as operating a motor vehicle.

Maybe take the bus tomorrow  if your’re in LA.

Joe Perry. The Politician? 2

Posted on September 28, 2009 by DJC

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Joe Perry, future politician? For the L to the P.

Last Thursday, Joe Perry finally got to meet the man he voted for in 2008, Senator John McCain. Perry was performing for the Rock Stars of Science, a conference for an org that works to increase awareness about scientific research and the health sciences. Here’s what The Perry had to say when asked if he might be considering a run for political office

Sure, if I ever find myself in that position, I could see changing things up a little. I’ve been playing rock and roll for a long time now, and if California can have actors for politicians, then maybe the rest of the country can have musicians.

The sad-old-news here is that Joe Perry is a life-long Republican. After meeting McCain, Perry had some inspiring words to say about the Senator. Sez The Perry about Johnny “That One” McCain:

I felt better about politics in general after meeting [McCain. He's a war hero, and they're the most genuine heroes. Anyone who does what [soldiers in combat] do, they’re amazing heroes. Forget about guitar heroes. It’s an overused word.

That coming from a man who used the word “hero” no less than four times just now. Never mind the guitar hero plug.  Anyway, I suppose I’m not really surprised that Joe Perry is considering stepping into the political arena. Aerosmith’s blackout past is old news and Perry’s right winged political affinity would be more than advantageous to the GOP. All I know is this, I see one photo of Joe with the $63,000 dollar woman, Sarah Palin, I’m jumping off a cliff.

Shii. The Wii for Women… 0

Posted on September 28, 2009 by DJC


Shii. Wii parody from Belgium.

Thanks to JB for the link.

The Only Thing We Have To Fear Is You… 0

Posted on September 28, 2009 by DJC

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Luckily, I’m only afraid of spiders. And sobriety.

You sir are one of the reasons I am scared to go to church in the first place. That and the whole fear of bursting into flames thing.

How I Met Your Mom… 0

Posted on September 28, 2009 by DJC

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You’re Mom and Me tattoo. For AFJ.

Stay classy, mother lover.

When Courtney Met Chavez… 1

Posted on September 28, 2009 by DJC

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The future Mrs. Courtney Love-Cobain-Chavez.

Courtney Love claims that during a screening for Oliver Stone’s new doc on Hugo Chávez, the Venezuelan Dictator himself was giving her the Palin-wonk from across the room. Sez Courtney:

It was the third wink that sold me. He’s a sexy dawg. He invited me to visit his country and I’d like to go. I’ll rock Caracas!

Coup de’ etat Caracas! Wait, that already happened. My bad.

More photos (shudder) and thanks to: Dlisted.

*Programming note: This photo might be the basis for my Halloween pumpkin this year. Mommy, I feel cold.*



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