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You Win Jeremy Scott… 0

Posted on September 22, 2009 by DJC

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Pixie Geldof, daughter of Bob Geldof, does the runway walk of shame in designer Jeremy Scott’s show during London Fashion Week.

Okay Jeremy Scott. I get it. You are as edgy as they come. Despite the fact that it’s likely that you drew inspiration for this show by smoking way too much pot and watching The Flintstones. Of course, if it turns out that wearing giant plastic bones in your hair or on on your shoes turns out to be the big trend for Spring/Summer 2010, I will eat my own hat.

The Fucking Eagles Do The Flirtations… 0

Posted on September 22, 2009 by DJC


The Flirtations, Nothing But A Heartache. Red jumpsuit, bell bottom, all-girl R&B from 1968.

Above is a sweet vintage video of the all girl R&B group, The Flirtations doing their 1968 hit, Nothing But A Heartache. Now check out this version of Heartache done up by Seattle’s The Fucking Eagles. You can find Heartache on the bands new record, Midnight Sour that was released earlier this month.

More on The Fucking Eagles including a ton of live dates for the band, here.

Does Gene Know About This…? 0

Posted on September 22, 2009 by DJC

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Cindy KISS Latex Hood Mask. Starts at $87.25.

Well, I just figured what I’m going to be for Halloween this year. Dilemma solved!

More masks as well as the biggest latex breasts I’ve ever seen, here.

Joan Collins @ London Fashion Week Part II… 0

Posted on September 22, 2009 by DJC

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Joan Collins arriving at the Christopher Kane show at London Fashion Week. For Michael K.

Dear Ms. Collins,

When I grow up I want to be just like you.

Love,

Cherrybomb

Cap’n Crotch…! 0

Posted on September 22, 2009 by DJC

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Old school Cap’n Crunch iron-on.

Truth in advertising: FAIL.

Absolut LA Is Coming Back As Absolut Berry… 0

Posted on September 22, 2009 by DJC

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Absolut LA is BACK! Well, soon anyway. For Surly.

Good news booze hounds! Last week, a little drunk birdie told yours truly that Absolut will be re-releasing the limited edition Absolut LA in the next few months. Absolut LA was the second city inspired vodka (Absolut New Orleans being the first) by Absolut. The positive response to LA was so strong that Absolut decided to re-brand the elixir. With notes of pomegranate, blueberry, acacia and acerola berry, look for Absolut Berry to hit the shelves sometime in the new year, if not sooner. It’s a stand out on the rocks and an easy mixer.

Since I’m feeling generous today, you might want to start checking around your local package store for some Absolut LA. Recently, my local hooch-haven uncovered several cases of LA gathering up dust in their storage room. Much to my livers chagrin.

And while I’m jawing about the pleasures of cuckoo-juice, Look for the most recent Absolut city vodka, Absolut Boston to hit the shelves sometime in November in Seattle.

Cheers!



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