Boob tube for man-boobs…?

Dear David Fin,

Halter-tops are not for men. Ever.

WHY? Love,

Cherrybomb

Ron Wood as a vampire by artist Paul Karslake.

Would it really surprise anyone if members of The Rolling Stones actually turned out to be vampires? As if. Anyway, artist Paul Karslake is the brother of Wood’s ex-wife Jo. He’s been painting portraits of members of The Rolling Stones for years as well as creating custom painted guitars for Wood. Karslake’s inky depiction of his ex-brother-in-law was a response to Wood who left Karslake’s 24 year marriage to his sister, for a 20 year old model. The painting was auctioned off for charity to the tune of $4,044 in July.

In other unsurprising news, the 62 year old Wood gave the heave-HO to his Russian girlfriend earlier this week telling her to “Fuck off home you slut”. How very rock ‘n’ roll Ronnie. Not.

Cha-cha-cha…CHERRYBOMB!

This photo was taken during the Headonism Show during London Fashion Week. The show was curated by milliner Stephen Jones. Usually a milliner makes things that go on top of your head, not in your mouth, but Jones isn’t really the type of chap to shy away from sending a model down the runway with a jeweled cherry ball-gag in her mouth. Bravo!