Joe Perry Turns 59, Get’s Phallic Birthday Greeting from Peta… 0
Joe Perry likes to kill his own food. Food tastes better when you kill it yourself, doesn’t it? For LP.
In the August issue of Outdoor Life, Joe Perry admitted to his lifelong love of hunting. In the interview, Perry also confesses that he owns 40 or 50 (what he’s not counting?) handguns as well as other vintage flintlocks and rifles. Perry has even been hunting with Sarah Palin’s biggest fan, “conservationist” Ted Nugent. Sez The Perry:
Hunters are conservationists and their heads are in the right place. I’ve hunted with Ted (Nugent) and he’s just amazing, When it comes to walking around in the woods with Ted, you always learn something.
Queue Peta SVP Lisa Lange and her angry vegan keyboard in 3, 2, 1…:
People who take out their aggressions and frustrations on helpless animals are usually compensating for other shortcomings in their life. We don’t know how Joe measures up, but it’s interesting that he seems to feel so satisfied when he’s handling long phallic-looking weapons.
You know, I have to admit, when I read Perry’s interview I was kind of surprised. It’s hard to believe that Perry, a Republican that voted for John McCain in 2009 would actually turn out to be a gun enthusiast Friend of Ted. Seriously people, until Joe goes deep into the right-wing abyss and starts writing books about how to change the the world for the better through the power of God, guns, and rock “n” roll, I’m not going to sell him down the river. I am however going to avoid the woods of New Hampshire while wearing my deer antler helmet.
Happy Birthday Joe! I hope you blew out the candles on your birthday cake with your mouth this year…
