I know you don’t really want to believe that summer is pretty much done. But like you, I’m still in denial of that sad fact so I spent the day at the beach, marveling at the surf kicked up by Hurricane Danny,wishing that the lyrics to from Buffalo Tom’ssong Summer weren’t so timely.
In two days, it’s going to be September. Summer’s gone, it’s written in the sand.
*Programming note: Posts will be slow tomorrow as I’ll be traveling back to Seattle so read the archives! There’s some good shit in there.*
What’s better than approximately 55 slices of bacon in a can with a shelf life of 10 years? Tactical Bacon’s“life without the product” pitch, that’s what…:
How many times have you been driving down the road and just need a fix? Just a little bit of bacon to get you through? Now you can keep a can in you car, a can at work, and can in you gym bag.
Will the summer of bacon being in everything never end?
I usually wouldn’t give face time to someone like Glen Beck. The man is a tool. A man-tool that trusts too much in his unpaid interns. However, Beck’s latest gaffe, captured in the video above, is total straight-jacket material. It also makes it safe to assume that Glen Beck probably cheats at scrabble. I don’t doubt that Beck was behind this abuse of the English language all along, however, that would lead you to believe that I BELIEVE Glen Beck CAN SPELL!
I give you OLIGARHY. A word made up by Glen Beck. During the broadcast of his national television show. Mr. Murdoch, the ball is in your court.
The happy people at candy fun maker Harbio have been making the fruity concoction called Maoam for seven years now. Recently a man in West Yorkshire complained that the fruit on the Maoam package seemed to be in the throws of copulation, saying in his complaint:
The lime, whom I assume to be the gentleman in this coupling, has a particularly lurid expression on his face
You know, for candy made in Germany, the cherries are not as lurid as I had hoped. Anyway, more on Harbiohere.
Pete Townshend recently told the Guardian UK that he is working on a musical called “Floss”. Says the 64 years young guitar slinger:
Floss is an ambitious new project for me, in the style of Tommy and Quadrophenia. In this case the songs are interspersed with surround-sound ’soundscapes’ featuring complex sound effects and musical montages.
David Lynch will hold his first solo art show in over a decade in LA in September at the Griffin in Santa Monica. The show will feature Lynch’s large scale works. The show runs September 12 – December 12th, 2009.
More on the deviant deliciousness that is David Lynch, here.
The person who took this video…hold on a minute. Let me rephrase that. The CRAZY person behind the release of this videoclaims that it clearly shows Michael Jackson exiting the LA Coroner’s van sans body bag. Translation, Michael Jackson is still alive! Which makes perfect sense to anyone who eats crack rocks for breakfast. They stay crispy in milk you know.
Cherrybombed.com is about the music and culture of the Pacific Northwest, as well as other cool happenings around the world. We also shine a spotlight on celebrities behaving badly. Here, you will find videos, low-brow artwork and images, and tattoos only a mother could hate.
If boozing was an olympic event, we would be on a box of Wheaties. If this all sounds familiar to you (and your mother), welcome home.
