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Governor of Alaska Quits Post…

Posted on July 03, 2009 by DJC

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Sarah Palin, former Governor of Alaska, poses with her buddy, the American flag for the August issue of Runner’s World. For Wonder Woman who just canceled her RW subscription…

Despite Palin’s claims that her resignation from her Governor’s post was so she could dedicate time to helping kids, help dead fish swim upstream, something about Abe Lincoln, supporting the troops and playing basketball, we all know Palin’s “surprise” news means one thing. Removing herself from the Governor’s seat will allow her to focus all her energy on a run for the oval office in 2012. Speaking of running, a magazine I used to read, Runner’s World, interviewed Palin for their August issue. Here’s some of blah-blah from that:

It cracks me up going to some running event and seeing some dude who campaigned so hard against me, or a lady who’s been blogging some mean comments about me. I kick off my runs with the old Van Halen and AC/DC, then I get into my country music then I always wrap it up with a couple of mellow Amy Grant songs.

Weird, I always pegged Palin as a Van Hagar fan. Anyway, the press conference that Winky McMoose Killer held today to break this sad news to her friends in Alaska and the world also managed to reconfirm one thing.

Bitch is still completely bananas…

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  1. WiggleButt says:

    Bitch challenged Obama to a road race! My sport has been overtaken by dumbasses! That’s it, I’m swticthing to tri’s…bitch wouldn’t try them since after all they are a threesome and she’d think that had something to do with “unnatural sex acts.”



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