Halloween II Trailer. Directed by Zob Zombie & out in 2009.

Holy mother of mayhem. I’ll go to this movie just to listen to the soundtrack. Anyway, Rob Zombie’s musical remake accompaniment of my most sacred horror film (yes, really) has got me. Really, really, got me. I think this film is going to change the public perception of The Moody Blues song, Nights in White Satin. Which is good. But what do I know? I’m so easy.  Give me Lemmy anytime, anywhere, and I’m happy. And that’s the truth for once. Okay, maybe twice.

Below is the track listing for HII2009. If you didn’t scream like a girl with hipster pants on at Coachella (hey there hipster watching Band of Horses), then you sir/madam, are not alive.

Halloween II, 2009 soundtrack listing:

01. CAST – “He’s F****** Dead”
02. THE MOODY BLUES – Nights In White Satin
03. CAST – “Halloween Is Coming”
04. 10CC – “The Things We Do For Love”
05. CAST – “Who’s Lee Marvin?”
06. SCREAM – “Amerarockers”
07. CAST – “Jam & Jelly”
08. MC5 – “Kick Out The Jams”
09. CAST – “Ass Good”
10. ROD STEWART – “(I Know) I’m Losing You”
11. CAST – “D-E-A-D”
12. MOTÖRHEAD – “The Chase Is Better Than The Catch”
13. CAST – “I’m Angel Myers”
14. JOHN 5 – “Laurie’s Theme”
15. CAST – “I Want To Party”
16. CAPTAIN CLEGG AND THE NIGHT CREATURES – “Transylvania Terror Train”
17. CAST – “Jack-O-Lantern And A Blonde”
18. CAPTAIN CLEGG AND THE NIGHT CREATURES – “Honky Tonk Halloween”
19. CAST – “Bring Your Baby Back Home”
20. FOGHAT – “I Just Want To Make Love To You”
21. CAST – “Snapped On By Weird Al”
22. VOID – “Time To Die”
23. CAST – “I Love You Mommy”
24. NAN VERNON – “Love Hurts”
25. TYLER BATES – “Nurse Killa”

More on HII, here.

Facebook parody by Untucked Films.

My most amusing Facebookism is the fact that if you want to talk to me on FB, you ask if you can, “POKE CHERRY“. What a world, what a world.

More on Untucked Films.

Thanks to JB for the cherry flavored inspiration…

Wad Magazine’s 10th Anniversary cover.

I’ve never read the French Wad Magazine, butt that’s going to change.

More on the decade-old (which is no small deal when it comes to mags), Wad here.

Big Mattress t-shirt cira 1992. Tank sized for your pleasure. Thanks for photo editing, RDK. For Stacey.

Tank on Sports (or Paul “Tank” Sferruzza) is one of the most down-to-earth people I’ve ever had the pleasure of working with. I could start a blog based on the sports type stuff that he bestowed on this once poor, teenage radio wannabe. This shirt is one of my favorite pieces of ‘BCN history.

Anyway, ‘BCN was so far ahead of their time. I mean, who knew how hot blood-splatter was going to be in 2009? Even posh retailer Barney’s wants to sell you clothes that make you look sexy while you’re being stabbed to death. Good times…

More vintage-type WBCN posts to follow. And yeah, I’m saving the best for last.

Photograph from Bush Compulsion: A Primitive Breakthrough in the Modern Mind, by Melanie Bonajo and Emmeline de Mooij, 2009.

Dutch photographers Melanie Bonajo and Emmeline de Mooij combined their love of art, photography and being naked outside for their first book, Bush Compulsion: A Primitive Breakthrough in the Modern Mind. Published in 2009, It’s as voyeuristically sexy as it is strange. But don’t leave it on your shelf for your Mom to find. She just wouldn’t understand. Unless you’re Mom was born on or after 1945 that is. And maybe not even then…

See more and to get your own copy.

The Hex Dispensers, Winchester Mystery House. 2009. For LP.

Austin’s The Hex Dispensers just put out their second LP, Winchester Mystery House on on of my favorite labels, Douchemaster, home to the equally excellent Davilla 666. Members of the band have collectively been in at least 10 other bands, including another one of my favorite things, Seattle’s Tractor Sex Fatality. Hex sounds like a cranked up Jim Carroll driving by your house in a hearse doing 80 in a school zone with Johnny Ramone riding shotgun. The bands 2009 record, Winchester, is yet another strong contender for my favorites records of 2009. Hex has delivered some absolute throw-back, full-throttle punk rock ear candy for all. At least those of us with classy ears.

The Hex Dispensers will be at The Scoot Inn in Austin on Saturday, August 1st. More on The Hex Dispensers can be found @ Germany’s Alien Snatch Records.

Handerpants. The Underpants for your Hands. $11.95. By Seattle’s own, Archie McPhee’s.

You can get your own Handerpants (made by Archie McPhee’s in Seattle) at Archie McPhee’s or here. Is there an infomercial? You bet…

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