IT’S TOO FUCKING HOT!!!

Actually, that photo was taken three hours ago. My bad. Now it’s probably more like HOLY HELL IT’S TOO HOT!, degrees Fahrenheit, PLEASE MAKE THE SKY AND AIR STOP BURNING ME!, degrees Celsius.

Thanks to AFJ and the tasty JB for the photo.

Snoop Dogg reinterprets a classic Heineken beer commercial.

Now, I’m a chick, and I love shoes but Snoop’s closet full of cannabis trumps a closet full of Choo’s, any day, every day.

Tequila for Chicks. Caramba Tequila Pink Resposado.

Caramba Tequila is a California based Tequila distillery produces about 35 bottles of their designer Tequila, like the Pink Resposado above, a month. And I thought Corazon Blanco had a suckable bottle design!

You can buy some if you live in California or in Kansas (?). The rest of us will have to suck something else for now.

Thanks to Tequila Sunday for the link.

An image from my favorite dream about Michael Vick….

…nope.

Apparently NFL commissioner Michael Goodell has a similar case of amnesia when it comes to Michael Vick as he conditionally reinstated the dog murdering Quarterback this week. Already, numerous NFL teams like the 49ers, St. Louis Rams, Jacksonville Jaguars, Buffalo Bills, Miami Dolphins and Washington Redskins, have already released statements saying they are just not interested in signing Vick to a contract.

I covered this story pretty heavily when it broke in 2007. But when word came of Vick’s conditional reentry into the NFL couple of days ago, it made me so sick that I wasn’t able to write a coherent word. But that was yesterday and today is a new day. So here are a few choice words I feel most accurately describe my feelings on the latest developments in this story:

Fuck Michael Vick. Fuck Michal Goodell and FUCK THE NFL.

Five year old Wesley performs Folsom Prison Blues by Johnny Cash.

Wesley is a student at Seattle’s Heartwood Guitar School. This performance is from the 2009 Spring Coffee Shop Jam, held this past April at The Columbia City Theater in Seattle.

Source: Dlisted.