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Daily Earwig: I Can’t Take It – Cheap Trick 0

Posted on July 13, 2009 by DJC


Cheap Trick, I Can’t Take It. Live from 1984. For LP.

I love it when Robin Zander makes all the pretty high notes in this live version. It’s almost as good as the version that runs through my head when I’m running. Or drunk. Either way 24 years later, it still sounds great.

The band released their most recent record, The Latest, last month sans label support. Cheap Trick plays the Riverbend Music Center in Cincinati on July 15th. More Cheap Trick tour dates here.

Courtney Love Loses Hole… 2

Posted on July 13, 2009 by DJC

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Shhhh! Don’t tell Eric but I’m putting the band back together…

A few weeks ago I blogged about Courtney Love and the upcoming Hole record. During  a two-part interview with NME, Love said that former Hole bassist, Melissa Auf der Maur laid down vocal tracks for the album and, might also be a part of the subsequent Hole tour.  Original Hole guitarist, Eric Erlandson was not involved in the project, according to Love.

Now, in yet another strange twist in the Life of Love, Erlandson told Spin Magazine that he and Love signed a contract in 2002 that bars the singers use of the name Hole without Erlandson’s consent or participation. Which is reason #27 as to why you should never use drugs and then sign your name on stuff. Which you think Courtney might have learned by now. Says Erlandson:

We have a contract. She signed a contract with me when we decided to break up the band, which was like 2002 or something, so I really don’t have comment on it except that I know my part in that band. The way I look at it, there is no Hole without me. To put it blunt. Just on a business level.

Both Erlandson and Auf der Maur say they were unaware of Love’s Hole reunion. Although Erlandson went on to say that he “loved Courtney a lot” and that if Love does indeed have some sort of solo record in the works that she should “ finish it and put it out”.  Which sounds just about right since we’re talking about Courtney Love.

WTF Colorado?: ILVTOFU License Plate Request Denied… 2

Posted on July 13, 2009 by DJC

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ILVTOFU license plate denied by Colorado DMV. For Wonder Woman.

If you’re running a little slow this morning, it might take you a couple of seconds to figure out why the Colorado DMV thought this license plate could be misinterpreted as obscene. The Colorado resident that requested the license plate pictured above says isn’t a shout out sexy fun time, but an homage to her love of soybean curd, or tofu. Which is sad as I’m a huge fan of implied obscenity.

Source: MSNBC.

Celluliod Flashback: Official UFO Magazine… 2

Posted on July 13, 2009 by DJC

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Official UFO Magazine. Issue #8, October 1978. For the record, polyester will drive you insane. True story.

Although I still read a few, I might read more print zines if Myron Fass was still around.

More of the beautifully brain-damaged, NSFW world of Fass here.

Steven Tyler, Not OTay… 1

Posted on July 13, 2009 by DJC

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Steven Tyler, not okay according to A-Smith drummer, Joey Kramer.

According to Aerosmith drummer Joey Kramer, Steven Tyler ripped his quadricept during the bands June 29th show in Connecticut. Tyler’s injury has caused the band to cancel a string of shows until the 61 year old crooner has fully recuperated.

The Jesus F*@$#%! Christ Show… 0

Posted on July 13, 2009 by DJC


Pilot episode of the Jesus Fucking Christ show. For Freddy Pants and Agnostic Fucking Johnny…

Many years ago he died for your sins. Now he’s back on earth, to suffer like hell again

Jesus has to get a job and be a regular Joe. Fighting with his slumlord, and living with a ho.

Opening lyrics to the Jesus Fucking Christ show theme song.

At the JFC website, you can download the entire first season to your computer or iPhone. Although it will be of no surprise to anyone who reads this blog, Drunken Mess-iha episode 4, is my current fave.

To drop some cash in JFC’s donation plate so the show can continue to piss crazy people off, click here.



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