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Bacon Love Gone Bananas: Bacon Inspired Tattoos… 0

Posted on July 06, 2009 by DJC

My very sexy friend Sleazegrinder and his hottie wife have an ongoing email thread about bacon. Or should I say, when I see something made of bacon that isn’t edible necessarily, I email it to him. Then Mrs. S. started slipping me unholy bacon creations, like these shoes.  I’m not sure why, but this has been going on for a few months now. Anyway, this brings me to the point of this post. Bacon inspired tattoo art.

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Two strips, hold the eggs bacon tattoo.

The demented genius behind a bacon tattoo is that if you lick it, it will taste salty. Just like real bacon . True story.

BaconLoveTattoo
Bacon heart tattoo.

Fuck Mom and Dad! I love BACON!

BaconHardcore
Hardcore bacon tattoo.

Because nothing says gangsta’ more than the word BACON tattooed on your back.

BaconArmband
Bacon armband tattoo.

Barbed wire is out. Bacon is in. In other news, that is the biggest strip of bacon I have ever seen.

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I Heart Bacon, Eat Meat tattoo.

The fat dripping effect on the bacon strips is making you hungry, isn’t it? Mmmmm, delicious patriotic inky bacon tattoo. You make me hungry for things I don’t eat.

Rock Star Hand Art… 0

Posted on July 06, 2009 by DJC

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Rock Star Hand by Moon Light Aura. For LP.

I could spend a whole week on Esty and still not see anything I want. Until I found Rock Star Hand that is.

The iSnort… 0

Posted on July 06, 2009 by DJC


The iSnort video for the iPhone. Created by Peter “Magic” Johnson.

I can’t believe it’s not cocaine! Anyway, iSnort isn’t an iPhone application, so you won’t find it on iTunes. You can download your own video copy of iSnort for about $8 here.

Bong Hit Video Alert: We Have Band – You Came Out… 2

Posted on July 06, 2009 by DJC


We Have Band, You Came Out. From their June 15th, 2009 single. The video for You Came Out was shot over 2 days and produced by compiling 4,816 still images.

The members of We Have Band used to work for EMI until they decided to start making music.  The London trio also put out a pretty sweet cover of Pet Shop Boy’s West End Girls in January of this year.

Jimi… 0

Posted on July 06, 2009 by DJC

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Jimi by David Choe.

The print will be available for sale via Choe’s website shortly. More from LA native David Choe here.

Gene Simmons Gets Rubdown From Off-Duty Cop… 0

Posted on July 06, 2009 by DJC

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Gene Simmons gets frisked by an off-duty LA cop outside the Beverly Center in Beverly Hills.

Unfortunately, this cop forgot that the only dangerous weapon on Gene Simmons these days is his mouth.

More photos here.

Get a Room…? 0

Posted on July 06, 2009 by DJC


A couple of whack jobs dry-humping in the dirt at the Blur show in London over the weekend. NSFW-ish.

I guess the bushes, the woods, the alleyway, the dumpster and all the port-o-potty’s were all full.

Source: Holy Moly!


No, This is why you’re fat and Broke: The $200, 80lb Pizza… 0

Posted on July 06, 2009 by DJC


The process that goes into making the 54 square foot, 20lb pizza. Turn your speakers down on this one due to a bizarre choice of musical accompaniment with artery clogging video above.

The Hollywood Boulevard pizza shop, Big Mama’s and Papa’s, makes this 54 square foot monstrosity to order. As you can see in the video above, it takes four people to prepare the pizza which is made up of 20lbs of pizza dough, 1 1/2 gallons of tomato sauce and 12lbs of cheese. Extra cheese will run you $29.99 while toppings, like a couple hundred slices of pepperoni will cost you $14.99. The pizza can also be delivered to your door in it’s 80lb wooden pizza “box”, provided the four foot wide box can fit through your door.

Big Mama’s and Papa’s Hollywood Boulevard location promises a cool $1000 to the individual (!) or small group that can finish one of the 54 square foot pies in two hours. So far, it’s never been done.

Not feeling that hungry and a little short on cash? The 36 inch Big Papa with the works (including 100 slices of pepperoni) retails for $84.99.

More on the aptly titled Big Mama’s and Papa’s of Hollywood here.

I Can Has Cheezeburger Cupcakes…? 0

Posted on July 06, 2009 by DJC

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Cheeseburger Cupcakes.

Source: WOW.

Daily Earwig: The Dynamics – Seven Nation Army… 0

Posted on July 06, 2009 by DJC


The Dynamics, Seven Nation Army, originally released on 7′ in 2006. For JB.

The Dynamics are from Lyon, France. You can find this White Stripes cover, as well as dubbed out versions of Miss You by The Rolling Stones and Whole Lotta Love on The Dynamics 2008 release, Version Excursions.

Très magnifique.

Living Will Tattoo… 1

Posted on July 06, 2009 by DJC

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Living Will Tattoo.

Yikes!

Just in time for Summer: Sid Vicious Beach Towel… 0

Posted on July 06, 2009 by DJC

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Sid Vicious Beach Towel by Elizabeth Peyton. For Tommy One Time…

New York based artist Elizabeth Peyton created this beach towel as a part of the Artist Towel Series in 2007 for the Art Production Fund’s Works on Whatever (or WOW for short) project. You can buy your own Sid towel, here.

More from Elizabeth Peyton here.

Joshua Hoffine Captures Uncle Sam’s Last Moment… 0

Posted on July 06, 2009 by DJC

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Joshua Hoffine’s, Uncle Sam.

Uncle Sam is photographer Joshua Hoffine’s petrifyingly patriotic $20 dollar print for the month of July.

More on Hell’s official photographer, Joshua Hoffine, here.

Traveling to Montana? Be Sure to Visit Bloody Dick Creek… 0

Posted on July 06, 2009 by DJC

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Bloody Dick Creek, Montana.

If you follow Rape Creek going North, you’ll get to Bloody Dick Creek where, I hear the trout fishing is just fantastic.



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