Motivational posters for drunks…
Have a great 4th of July everyone! I’ll be taking a little break from blogging this weekend to go on a blinding, firework filled alcoholic bender enjoy a relaxing long weekend. If you have the means, suggest you do the same thing.
Sarah Palin, former Governor of Alaska, poses with her buddy, the American flag for the August issue of Runner’s World. For Wonder Woman who just canceled her RW subscription…
Despite Palin’s claims that her resignation from her Governor’s post was so she could dedicate time to helping kids, help dead fish swim upstream, something about Abe Lincoln, supporting the troops and playing basketball, we all know Palin’s “surprise” news means one thing. Removing herself from the Governor’s seat will allow her to focus all her energy on a run for the oval office in 2012. Speaking of running, a magazine I used to read, Runner’s World, interviewed Palin for their August issue. Here’s some of blah-blah from that:
It cracks me up going to some running event and seeing some dude who campaigned so hard against me, or a lady who’s been blogging some mean comments about me. I kick off my runs with the old Van Halen and AC/DC, then I get into my country music then I always wrap it up with a couple of mellow Amy Grant songs.
Weird, I always pegged Palin as a Van Hagar fan. Anyway, the press conference that Winky McMoose Killer held today to break this sad news to her friends in Alaska and the world also managed to reconfirm one thing.
Bitch is still completely bananas…
Comic originally published in Modern Drunkard Magazine. For LP who never forgets the beer.
Happy fireworks and booze fest 4th of July everyone! And remember, the next six-pack you buy might save your life. At the very least, it’ll make you and the people around you better looking.
Hardees new biscuit holes. Better than A-Holes! Whatever that means…
I’ve never been to Hardee’s but it looks like a great place if you’re not too picky about what you put in your mouth. Anyway, this ad for Hardee’s is all kinds of stupid and perfect to post on a lazy Friday. So there…
Cherrybombed.com is about the music and culture of the Pacific Northwest, as well as other cool happenings around the world. We also shine a spotlight on celebrities behaving badly. Here, you will find videos, low-brow artwork and images, and tattoos only a mother could hate.
If boozing was an olympic event, we would be on a box of Wheaties. If this all sounds familiar to you (and your mother), welcome home.
You can listen to DJ Cherrybomb occasionally, when she's conscious.
