The Metal Messiah is on his way Seattle…

Nashville Pussy is also on the bill. More here. Complete Motorhead Tour schedule here.

Thanks to The Mad Irishman for the Lemmy linkage…

Rob Zombie’s El Superbeasto. Out on September 22, 2009.

Longtime Rob Zombie muse, Sid Haig and actor Paul Giamatti will lend their voices to this new animated flick from Zombie , The Haunted World of El Superbeasto. The movie is scheduled for a September 22nd release.

More on The Haunted World of El Superbeasto here.

Courtney Love, June 2009.

Damn! Food must be scarce in New York this time of year. The last time I posted about Courtney Love and her appearance, Love was being her dopey, cracked out lovable self.  Love has admitted that not eating food has been instrumental in her alarming weight loss. Love also blamed the stress stemming from her legal troubles over the loss of Kurt’s $750 million dollar estate.

Listen, I can understand the appeal of being slim. But, when size 0 clothes are bagging off your bony ass, it’s time to eat a goddamn sandwich. Have a fucking tic-tac and wash it down with a diet coke at least.

Editors Note: Hey, DJ Cherrybomb, here. Recently, the very sexy RDK had a life-changing experience with Frito-Lay. It was too bizarre not to share so here we go with the first ever Cherrybombed.com special guest post. Enjoy your snack food while you can because according to RDK, it might be trying to kill you.

Hi, ‘bombed readers. Figger’d you’d be reading this post wondering who I am – just call me RDK – I actually know who DJ Cherrybomb is, and hope to someday sniff her unmentionables. You should be so lucky. I am so lucky, as this is my first post on Cherrybombed. Future, note: greatness, or garbage? Please vote. Somewhere. For something. OK…

Anyway, what the hell happened to Doritos?

I don’t know if there is magic in those bags, or if I’m just stoned, but every time I have to wander through an aisle looking for dinner, there’s three more new flavors of Doritos to ponder.

Today, I discovered that there are flavor packets inside the bags – just like Cracker Jacks. You get to open your plastic bag, find another plastic bag inside, which is hermetically sealing yet another bag, the flavor pack itself. So, they’ve managed to triple their landfill factor right there.

There’s a reason they’ve quarantined those bad boys. You know, for the kids, so when they confront adolescence and real “shots” of Jager, they’ll remember the pain and mess, and think twice before they leap. Remember, adulthood is painful and full of plenty of chances to hurt yourself. There are no warning stickers on the things you consume. This bag needs one:

More Doritos insanity in the extended… Read the rest of this entry →

Robogeisha. Special effects by Yoshihiro Nishimura. NSFW…

Yoshihiro Nishimura directed Tokyo Gore Police which featured a penis cannon. For Robogeisha, Nishimura’s brings his creative license with weaponry to a whole new level with the eye-popping, ass sword.

Robogeisha is due out this coming Fall.

Glenn Beck and Michael Scheuer send the Fox New bat signal to Osama Bin Laden.

Michael Scheuer is not only a professional douchebag, he’s also an ex CIA agent who led various CIA divisions dedicated to Bin Laden. In a videotaped message from 2007, Bin Laden himself referenced Scheuer and his book, Imperial Huberis.

Full transcript and more at Daily KOS.