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No, THIS is Why You’re Fat: Bacone…

Posted on June 14, 2009 by DJC

bacone
Deep fried Bacone. Made of deep fried bacon. For K.

After preparing this dickly looking deep fried bacon cone of death, you fill it with scrambled eggs, hash browns, and cheese. Then you add a layer of gravy. Then you top that shit off with a biscuit. Then, presumably, you go into cardiac arrest. The Bacone makes the Ghetto Burger look like a “healthy option” on the dinner menu in Hell

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2 to “No, THIS is Why You’re Fat: Bacone…”

  1. K! says:

    I asked for one.
    Stacey said no.

  2. DJC says:

    No fair Stacey! The Bacone must be had! I think. No, wait a minute. You’re right, it’s gross and not K approved. I got some sort of bacon-infused mob mentality going there for a minute. Which makes no sense since I”m a 20+ year veg with only a penchant for soy bacon. A daily penchant for soy bacon. Which likely means I still love real bacon. Damn my mouth to Hell for not helping with this!



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