Gene Simmons, Douchemaster…

Gene Simmons in Graceland. Simmons was in Memphis to serve as the honorary douchemaster Duckmaster in the Memphis Duck Parade.
Wait, did I actually call Gene Simmons a douchemaster in the title of this post? Although I’m pretty sure I meant it, Simmons was actually Duckmaster in the Peabody Duck Parade in Memphis over the weekend. Anyway, it’s photo-ops like this that make me want to pee all over Gene Simmon’s face. Lucky for all of us , we now can.
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