A Dangerous Drunken Screwball

Gene Simmons, Douchemaster…

Posted on June 17, 2009 by DJC

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Gene Simmons in Graceland. Simmons was in Memphis to serve as the honorary douchemaster Duckmaster in the Memphis Duck Parade.

Wait, did I actually call Gene Simmons a douchemaster in the title of this post? Although I’m pretty sure I meant it, Simmons was actually Duckmaster in the Peabody Duck Parade in Memphis over the weekend. Anyway, it’s photo-ops like this that make me want to pee all over Gene Simmon’s face. Lucky for all of us , we now can.

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