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Dressed to Kill. KISS Knives…

Posted on June 10, 2009 by DJC

Kiss Army Knife

KISS Knife prototype. Real knife due out in the Fall of 2009.

Knife fights just got a lot cooler. Unfortunately, the Johnny Switchblade inside you and me will have to wait to stab our next victim in style. The KISS folding knife won’t be out until later this Fall. Also due this Fall are two new Gene and Paul action figures. I’m not really sure why we need more KISS action figures, but they are pretty boss.

I will admit that I am looking forward to the long awaited July release of the KISS Potato Heads. The set of four will run you $39.99 (!). The only shortcoming of the set is that The Catman Potato Head comes with two drum sticks, but no drums. I expected at least a snare for $39.99. I’m sure my timekeeping friends would agree. Right LP?

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1 to “Dressed to Kill. KISS Knives…”

  1. AFJ says:

    That would look so cool in the hand of one of the Jonas Brothers only if it was stuck into another Jonas Brother.



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