Andrew Dice Clay gives it to CNN. NSFW brutal. Thanks to RDK for the “what the fuck are you talking about?” link…

Andrew Dice Clay has been sort of omnipresent in my life lately. He showed up on That Metal Show last week and now I get this link of Dice dropping fuck-bombs on CNN. Turns out that Dice is in the midst of a live stand-up tour called Filthy Animal. According to Dice’s website, a CD culled from the Filthy Animal tour will be out later in the year.

I saw Dice back in the day and honestly? He was good. It was a huge production, complete with a full-on band. Dice himself hit the skins at the end of the show and the crowd went berserk like Dice was John Bonham back from the dead. The only downside was after the show when every guy exiting the stadium decided to become their own, unfunny version of Dice. I mean, “Hickory dickory dock, some chick was sucking my cock”, is only funny if you are Andrew Dice Clay. At least it was in 1987. Needless to say, this video made my day.

For more horribly uncomfortable interview moments, click here.

Yuto performs “Crazy Train” complete with polka-dot flying V.

Yuto’s awesome Randy Rhoads Karl Sandoval flying V look-a-like (Yuto’s is a Gibby) is as big as he is. Anyway, it’s all over when Yuto starts to sing the lyrics to Crazy Train. And when I saw over, I mean it’s completely awesome.

More videos of nine-year-old Yuto Miyazawa and his giant guitar here.