Praise Pony.Taking all the fun out of childhood, past and present.

A small part ALL! of my childhood has been exploited!  My Little Pony (with the same pink and blond hair I currently sport. Which actually might explain a lot about my childhood) went and pimped herself off in the name of the Lord, sorta like Vanity, and became the triple threat now known as, “Faith, Hope and Love, Praise Ponies“. Each ponie (not pony, that’s still the cool one), contain audio recording specific to the values each possesses. How lucky for you. I mean, just in case you are completely devoid of any Christian-type based parenting skills. My little ponie totally has your back:

Praise Ponies have positive messages and are excellent tools for building spiritual and moral values.

Meh. Although I imagine the propaganda from The Faith Ponie might be the most pulpit-y of the three. Making it almost worth $7.99 to find out.

Almost…

Legless Yellow Bikini Girl tattoo.

So many things to say, none of them nice. And don’t bother trying to claw your eyes out, it won’t help.

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