YES YOU CAN! Have Barack Obama on your underwear that is…
Sweet little virtual UK shop, Twisted Twee, makes briefs with images of famous historical figures on them. You can opt to have the image put on the front or the “bum” as they say across the pond. The fancy pants are 100% cotton and will run you about $32 bucks, plus another $5 bucks for shipping. Knowing that Barack Obama is personally watching your ass? Priceless…
Although I don’t often advocate staying in, checking out the premiere of Season Two of Z ROCK is a good enough reason to. The show follows the exploits of the not-so-fictional band Z02; a rock band by night and a kids band by day. So, if you pay way too much for cable, stay the fuck in on Sunday, catch up with your couch, and watch Z ROCK. Like last season, season two will feature random celebrity appearances from Mini-KISS, Marky Ramone and for some awesome reason, Frank Stallone.
The “surprise” visit by Simmons and Stanley at the 39th Annual Walmart Shareholders Meeting gave rise to speculation that KISS will release their upcoming record, their first in 11 years, exclusively through the discount retailer. During the meeting Simmons was overheard saying something I’m sure he hated to admit:
I am not even close to being the richest guy in the crowd.
Of course Walmart’s shareholders are rich.The company that made over $400 billion dollars last year. However, Simmons’ comments are callous when you consider some of the reasons why Walmart’s Shareholders and Executives wallets are so flush.
On average, Walmart employees make less than $12 bucks and hour, and the majority of employees are unable to afford the company offered health benefits. This leaves around 700,000 of Walmart’s nearly two million employeesuninsured. And, while KISS teaming up with a soul-sucking entity like Walmart isn’t quite the mindfucker like the Walmart/Aerosmith rumor, it still sucks. Rock and Roll all Over Walmart?
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If boozing was an olympic event, we would be on a box of Wheaties. If this all sounds familiar to you (and your mother), welcome home.
