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Woman Sues Captain Crunch Over Crunchberries and Loses… 1

Posted on June 04, 2009 by DJC

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Crunchberries are not a real fruit. Unless you are stoned while you eat them. Believe!

California resident Janine Sugawara filed a lawsuit against The Pepsi Company after finding out that the “Crunchberries” in Captain Crunch were not actually made of fruit.

When the Judge moved to dismiss the case, Sugawara herself finally acknowledged that Crunchberries were not real fruit. Despite her admission, Sugawara was still at a loss as to why she was unable to draw that conclusion during the four years she spent consuming Captain Crunch with Crunchberries. A similar lawsuit filed against Fruit Loops in 2007 was also quickly dismissed.

Ferrari Guy For Hire. Ferrari Included… 0

Posted on June 04, 2009 by DJC

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Ferrari 360 Spider+ Ferrari Guy for hire, $300 an hour. For Wonder Woman.

If you are planning on visiting the Chicago area, you can rent this Ferrari 360 Spider with 24 carat wheel rims, for $300 dollars an hour. The only catch is that Tony Tag (the shirtless gentleman above) is included with the Ferrari rental. Driving lessons with Tag will run you $200 dollar an hour.

Source: World of Wonder.

RIP: Goodbye Grasshopper… 0

Posted on June 04, 2009 by DJC


A clip from the 1970 pilot episode of Kung Fu staring David Carradine.

What happens in a man’s life is already written. Man must move through life as his destiny wills.

Caine

Actor David Carradine was found dead in his Bangkok hotel room today. It has been reported that Carradine committed suicide by hanging himself. Now it appears Carradine’s death was an accident. He was 72.

Namaste, Grasshopper

rest-in-peace



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