The Gossip infomercial for Music for Men.

Music for Men isn’t out until June 22nd (you can download the single Heavy Cross here now), so thank goodness for this oily infomercial, reminding us of that key date. The infomercial is also a reminder that going to the gym is sexy only in the dreams you have after whacking falling off to sleep while watching porn. Or old episodes of Dynasty. Did you know that Louis Farrakhan played a minor role in Dynasty? But I digress.

This is the year of The Gossip. If my predictions turn out to be false, then I’lI drink a pint glass full of Three Olives Cherry Vodka. Thankfully, I know I’m right on this one so there will be none of that cough-syrup fuckery in my glass anytime tonight maybe later soon.

Moz no feel good. Emo kids sad. For AFJ even though he is currently in Argentina…

Via his website, Moz has said that he will be playing his scheduled gig in Luxembourg at Rockhal on Friday, June 5th. The ailing 52 year old, who has been forced to cancel a string of gigs, said he has been “reconstructed” and is as “close to well as he is likely to get”.

Get well Moz.