Tommy Sparks, She’s Got Me Dancing. Due out May 11th.

Tommy Sparks is from the UK, not Mars. Tommy opened a bunch of show for Bloc Party earlier this year. You can find Dancing on his new record, due out on May 11th. Tommy Sparks is going to be a huge fucking star.

Source: BLORT!

Moby, Shot in the Back of the Head. Video directed by David Lynch.

From the upcoming record, Wait for Me. You can download Shot for free at Moby’s website.

Below are some of the protest signs seen across the country at various April 15 Tax Day Tea-Party protests.

Obama Actually Eats Puppies! Bo, the other white meat? Bo. It’s what’s for dinner! Puppies, the new Pork!

What? Was someone already holding a sign that said “Obama Eats Babies?”. This chilly bitch gets an “F” for originality but gets an “A” for looking just like a young John Cusack.

I would go back in the U.S.S.R., but I’m stuck in Jersey.

Please Ms. Stolichnaya, don’t let us keep you here against your will any longer. I mean, it must be hard adjusting to President Obama’s leadership style when you’re accustomed to WITCHES! people like Vladimir Putin, his puppet Dmitri Medvedev and Ramzan Kadyrov (Chechnya’s President) running your country.

Say what now Chicago?

Bright orange sweatshirt? Check. Operation Chaos baseball hat? Check. Equating the plight of the American taxpayer to the atrocities of the Holocaust? Priceless. No wait, I meant to say that the price would be your soul. My bad.

Shouldn’t that kid be in school? Although, he seems pretty advanced for his age. I couldn’t spell the word “jackass”, much less use it in a sentence or write it on a protest sign, until at least the second grade.

Politicians are Jackasses. Just like my Dad!