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Mickey Rourke and his chihuahua Jaws at LAX.
If more hitchhikers looked like this, I might stop. Might being the operative word here…

Mickey Rourke and his chihuahua Jaws at LAX.
If more hitchhikers looked like this, I might stop. Might being the operative word here…

Bar stool buggy boozer gets busted.
Unbelievably, the best redneck part of this story isn’t the home made bar stool on wheels pictured above. After crashing his booze-mobile, Kile Wygle called 911 to report his injuries. When the cops arrived, an obviously blotto Wygle was charged with DUI and driving with a suspended license.
Source: TSG
Three Stooges Video Game from 1987 by Cinemaware. The game was remastered for the PS in 2004. For JB.
Flashback! You can download the original game (which is actually more fun than the clip above would lead you to believe, bong hits help) at Hall of Light.

Punk rock condom. Love hurts…
Erco, a Czechoslovakian company (also known as Wacky Rubbers) makes hand painted, novelty condoms. Some of Erco’s condoms have also have LED lights and musical features that activate when the condom is in, ahem, use.

Number 60, The Hand condom by Wacky Rubbers.
The Hand, the condom. ‘Nuff said.

Straight from the condom dispenser in Hell it’s, uh, shit! I don’t know what the hell that thing is!
All the condoms from Erco are hand painted. The one above is one of Erco’s “Special” condoms, specifically made for the large condom connoisseur. Anyway, is it me, or does the face on this condom (face on a condom…shudder) also remind you of the Blue Meanies! from Yellow Submarine?
Want to see more Wacky Rubbers? Check out this video of Erco’s condoms in action (sort of SFW). Lastly, since Easter is right around the corner, better stock up on Wacky Rubbers Easter themed condoms. Jesus would want you to.
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If boozing was an olympic event, we would be on a box of Wheaties. If this all sounds familiar to you (and your mother), welcome home.