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Archive for March 26th, 2009


From Zero to Orgasm in 10 Seconds… 1

Posted on March 26, 2009 by DJC

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Vortex Vibrations Introducer (left) and Seducer (right) by Vortex.

Are you tired of waiting around for your next orgasm? Would you pay $60 to obtain a nearly instant orgasm anytime you wanted one? Since I know you just said “yes” then the Vortex Vibration is the sex toy for you. But don’t take it from me, listen to what one satisfied Vortex customer Jack the Ripper had to say about his sucktastic Vortex experience:

It is wonderful to see my wife’s clitoris get large as it fills with blood. I then adjust the airflow regulator and watch it vibrate like a flute reed. It is amazing to watch her as she climaxes.

To buy your own Vortex, click here.

Calling Dr. Pepper Love… 2

Posted on March 26, 2009 by DJC


Gene Simmons’ Cherry Dr. Pepper commercial…

Meh…



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