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30 Acre Cat Sanctuary in Florida… 1

Posted on March 03, 2009 by DJC

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Owner Craig Grant is welcomed by the residents of Caboodle Ranch…

I fought the urge to call the title of this post “Pussy Ranch” as it seemed to diminish the incredible efforts of the Florida man that created Caboodle Ranch. Founded in 2003 by Craig Grant, Caboodle Ranch is a 30 acre, non-profit cat rescue that is called home to around 200 cats. Grant spends as much as $3500 a month, caring and feeding the cats. All the cats that live at Caboodle have been spayed or neutered.

To donate to Caboodle Ranch, click here.

Cherrybomb Daily Earwig: Blur – Crazy Beats… 0

Posted on March 03, 2009 by DJC


Blur, Crazy Beats, 2003.

Blur’s Crazy Beats can be found on the bands final studio record, 2003’s Think Tank. Blur will play two shows, their first live gigs in almost 10 years, in London’s Hyde Park on July 2nd and July 3rd, 2009.

Ace Frehley, Pain in the Neck… 0

Posted on March 03, 2009 by DJC


Ace Frehley lays down his solo for Pain in the Neck, a track on his upcoming record Anomaly…

What do you get when you put Ace Frehley in a room full of guitars and amps? If I have to answer that question, you are clearly reading the wrong blog…

Thanks again to Ace Frehley.com for the riffy-linkage.

This Photo Is Considered Child Pornography in North Dakota… 0

Posted on March 03, 2009 by DJC

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This ultrasound photo may soon be considered child porn in North Dakota…

The North Dakota House of Representatives passed a bill that would classify photos of a fertilized egg as child pornography. In other words, if you live in ND and you upload your ultrasound photo to your blog, you could be convicted on child porn charges and forced to register as a sex offender. House Bill 1527, which is on it’s way to the North Dakota Senate, would also allow for a woman to be charged with criminal negligence after suffering a miscarriage. North Dakota Representative and (surprise!) card carrying Catholic, Dan J. Ruby, is the bill’s sponsor.

The author of the bill, the equally fucktarted Representative Dan Sullivan (R) of Tulsa said the intent of the bill is to stop couples from using the gender of a fetus as a reason to get an abortion. Sullivan said a doctor would be prohibited from performing an abortion if the mother specifically said the fetus’ sex was the reason.

In other news, I’m glad I don’t live in North Dakota.

Spinal Tap Kick Off New Tour, 25 Years Later… 0

Posted on March 03, 2009 by DJC

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This Was Spinal Tap…

…and This is Spinal Tap now. Anyway, Derek Smalls (Harry Shearer, left), Nigel Tufnel (Christopher Guest, middle) and David St. Hubbins (Michael McKean, right) will bring an acoustic reunion of Spinal Tap to Seattle on 4:20, or April 20th at the Paramount. Tickets for the Seattle show go on sale on March 6th. The rest of the 30 stop tour dates are below:

April 17: Vancouver, B.C. (Center for the Performing Arts)
April 19: Portland, Ore. (Keller Auditorium)
April 20: Seattle (Paramount Theatre)
April 22: Oakland, Calif. (Paramount Theatre)
April 23: Santa Barbara, Calif. (Santa Barbara County Bowl)
April 26: Los Angeles (The Wiltern)
April 27: Phoenix, Ariz. (Dodge Theatre)
April 29: Denver (Paramount Theatre)
May 1: Houston, Texas (Jesse H, Jones Hall)
May 2: Dallas (Nokia Theatre)
May 4: Jacksonville, Fla. Florida Theatre)
May 5: Miami (The Fillmore)
May 6: Orlando, Fla, (Hard Rock Live)
May 8: St. Petersburg, Fla. (Mahaffey Theatre)
May 9: Atlanta (Fox Theatre)
May 10: Nashville (Ryman Auditorium)
May 12: Baltimore (Lyric Opera House)
May 13: Washington, D.C. (Warner Theatre)
May 14: Philadelphia (Keswick Theatre)
May 17: Columbus, Ohio (Palace Theatre)
May 19: Cleveland, Ohio (State Theatre)
May 21: Toronto (Massey Hall)
May 22: Mashantucket, Conn. (MGM Grand Theatre at Foxwoods)
May 23: Boston (The Wilbur Theatre)
May 24: Atlantic City, N.J. (Music Box at The Borgata)
May 26: New York (Beacon Theatre)
May 27: New York (Beacon Theatre)
May 29: Detroit (Fox Theatre)
May 30: Chicago (Chicago Theatre)
May 31: Milwaukee, Wis. (Riverside Theatre)

Thanks to Freddy Pants for the Big Bottomed linkage…

Low Brow Art Film To Premiere in Austin… 0

Posted on March 03, 2009 by DJC


Ron English, Kiss Kids Series.

New Brow: The Rise of Underground Art, will premiere at the SXSW festival on March 19th. The movie will shed some much needed light on the Low Brow art movement, exploring the genres of Graffiti and Tattoo art, and other Low Brow art forms. The flick will also feature perspective from talented Low Brow artists (often featured on this blog) like Shawn Barber, Ron English (above) and Van Arno.

You can watch the trailer here

Not Really News: Winston Man Dies From Throat Cancer… 1

Posted on March 03, 2009 by DJC

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Alan Landers, The Winston Man, dead at 68.

Alan Landers, a spokesperson for Winston Cigarettes for over a decade passed away due to complications form throat cancer. Landers said he lost his mother, father, brother, grandmother, aunt and uncle to cancer. Landers was also involved in a lawsuit against four major cigarette makers was scheduled to go to trial next month.

Landers was diagnosed with lung cancer in 1987, and had two cancerous lobes removed from his right lung. Six years later in 1993, doctors found cancer in his left lung. Shortly after that, Landers was diagnosed with emphysema which then led to a double-bypass to repair his blocked arteries. Landers has been quoted as saying that at one time, he smoked as many as four cartons of Winstons a day.

WTF?: Four Letter Words Banned in LA County… 0

Posted on March 03, 2009 by DJC

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Fuck is okay, except this week in South Pasadena, California…

South Pasadena, California’s “No Cussing Week” begins today. A “no cussing club” created in 2007 by a 14-year old Pasadena High School was instrumental in South Pasadena’s decision to go fuck-free for one week. The kid even has a website complete with a online store where you can buy his book, DVD, and “no cussing” t-shirts. And, although I’m not sure what it has to do with cussing, the site also sells the slightly disturbing The Power of Positive Hugging emoto-card. The card works like a mood ring, only the card tells you how many hugs you need. And that’s all I’m going to say about that…



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