Mickey Rourke and his chihuahua Jaws at LAX.
If more hitchhikers looked like this, I might stop. Might being the operative word here…
Bar stool buggy boozer gets busted.
Unbelievably, the best redneck part of this story isn’t the home made bar stool on wheels pictured above. After crashing his booze-mobile, Kile Wygle called 911 to report his injuries. When the cops arrived, an obviously blotto Wygle was charged with DUI and driving with a suspended license.
Source: TSG
Three Stooges Video Game from 1987 by Cinemaware. The game was remastered for the PS in 2004. For JB.
Flashback! You can download the original game (which is actually more fun than the clip above would lead you to believe, bong hits help) at Hall of Light.
Punk rock condom. Love hurts…
Erco, a Czechoslovakian company (also known as Wacky Rubbers) makes hand painted, novelty condoms. Some of Erco’s condoms have also have LED lights and musical features that activate when the condom is in, ahem, use.
Number 60, The Hand condom by Wacky Rubbers.
The Hand, the condom. ‘Nuff said.
Straight from the condom dispenser in Hell it’s, uh, shit! I don’t know what the hell that thing is!
All the condoms from Erco are hand painted. The one above is one of Erco’s “Special” condoms, specifically made for the large condom connoisseur. Anyway, is it me, or does the face on this condom (face on a condom…shudder) also remind you of the Blue Meanies! from Yellow Submarine?
Want to see more Wacky Rubbers? Check out this video of Erco’s condoms in action (sort of SFW). Lastly, since Easter is right around the corner, better stock up on Wacky Rubbers Easter themed condoms. Jesus would want you to.
I’m 70 bitches!
So does this mean that 70 is the new 30? Anyway, here’s the gilded, gypsy Acid Queen herself, Tina Turner, performing in London last night.
Richie Blackmore gets all medieval and married at the same time…
This is the 4th time down the aisle for the soon to be 64 year old former Deep Purple/Rainbow guitarist. And no, I’ve got nothing snarky to say about Mr. Blackmore’s choice of wedding attire. Mostly because Richie Blackmore is awesome and used to do stuff like this to his guitar.
More photos here.
Duff McKagen’s Loaded new video Flatline. From the forthcoming record, Sick.Duff takes his shirt off at about 2:44.
Flatline comes from Loaded’s new record Sick, due out on April 9th. Precisely the same day that McKagen’s Loaded will play the recently revamped Crocodile Cafe in Seattle.
The Decemberists, The Wanting Comes In Waves from 2009’s, The Hazards of Love.
You can find The Wanting Comes in Waves/Repaid on the fifth studio record from The Decemberists, The Hazzards of Love. Wanting features the knock out vocals of Shara Worden of My Brightest Diamond. You can listen to the entire record on The Decemberists website.
The Decemberists kick off their tour at the Hollywood Paladium on May 19th. It then heads Bonnaroo in June followed by two hometown dates in July at the Edgefield Winery in Portland, Oregon. The band has said they plan to play Hazard in it’s entirety followed by a set of their older material to close out the show.
More tour dates here.
Since today is Sunday, and since I know you’re too hungover (as usual) to go to church, I thought it would be fun to celebrate with a few words from God and his only begotten son, Jesus. Not from the bible of course, but from your friendly neighborhood billboard.
Screw Judas, Reason is the true enemy…
So true. I mean, everyone knows Jesus just can’t be reasoned with. Just ask Pontius Pilate. Or Judas. Or The Pharisees.
Electric Jesus eye, in the sky. It’s everywhere!
Somewhere in New Mexico, Jesus is watching you. While you wait in line to buy your porn.
Meh, I’m still not going to church.
This isn’t so much a billboard much as it is a giant redneck sticky note. The BUSH sticker to the right on the menacing looking cannon type thing is a nice touch.
Finally, a billboard that actually speaks to me.
Okay, as far as I know, Jesus hasn’t spoken to St. Valentine since he started shooting arrows into the hearts of the very people his Dad created in his own image. But what do I know, Jesus hasn’t talked to me since I posted this unflattering photo of him jamming with Mike Hucakbee. In other news, for once, I totally agree with a billboard.
I love to piss off my neighbors, does that count?
But my neighbors are Atheists. What now God?
Dickens or Darwin. Who do you believe…?
This billboard is brought to you by church going adults with a high school degree (or less) between the ages of 18 and 50. And a bunch of people from Tennessee.
Are you Asian? You can change! Truth Ministry believes in you.
Truth Ministry is all kind of fucked up just like their billboard. And mostly because the original billboard they purchased and put up in three locations in South Carolina actually read “Are you gay or lesbian and don’t want to be? There is hope for change”. The billboard above was photoshopped and plastered all over the Internet in an effort to call attention to Truth Ministry’s fucked up doctrine.
Obama who? I quit that bitch last week.
After his remarks last week that he would run for President if God told him to, Republican National Committee Chairman Michael Steele continues to make less sense than the guy yelling at you to “Repent or DIE!” around the corner from Macy’s. On CNN this weekend, Steele said he was “done” attempting to reach out to President Obama and the new administration. Steele also debunked the notion that he was, in any way, jealous of President Obama:
I’m chairman of the RNC, so, what’s your point? We both have leadership responsibilities and roles. I’m not equating the two. My point is: you are on your track. I’m on my track. You do your thing. I do my thing.
Want more proof that Michael Steele is completely out of touch? Watch this video where Steele tells Chuck D of Public Enemy that he’s just like him. A poor black kid from the projects. Yikes…
Who’s getting married…?
According to this chick, Mickey Rourke may not be single much longer. Russian singer (and possibly a former boxer like Rourke) Irson Kudikova (above) said Rourke proposed to her saying “you’re a fantastic woman, I’d like to marry you” during his recent trip to Russia for the premiere of The Wrestler. Note to self, never say the words “You’re a fantastic woman, I”‘d like to marry you” while visiting Russia.
Tricky, Evolution Revolution, from 2001’s Blowback.Thanks to you know who you are for the link…
Tricky blows back to Seattle at The Showbox Market on Saturday. Yes please…
Obama, “Yes We Can” tatt…
Shepard Fairely’s iconic & inspirational “Change” tattoo, courtesy of an equally awesome dude’s skin.
Change begins upstairs….
So seriously, how committed are you to “change?”. Okay, nobody is as committed to change as this guy (photo above). Wait, what was my point? Oh, yeah, Change is not only coming, it’s happening.
Cheer up. It’s Friday. Finally…
We’re here. Get used to it. American, fuck yeah.
Photographer Kyle Cassidy, a man who can see into your soul (if you let him) new solo show, Guns In America, opens on Monday, March 30th on the Princeton campus in the Bernstein Gallery.
More on the insightful Cassidy here.
Source: Izismile:
Matisyahu demonstrates a stage-four symptom of Tequila intoxication, “I can hold this building up just by doing this” . We’ve all been there. Thanks to Tequila of course!
…well, why the fuck not? 1/2 a million cases of a new Kosher Tequila, Agave 99, will hit the shelves just in time for Cinco de Mayo this year. Star Indusdries, a 75 year old company founded in Queens, NY, says the approved for Passover, 99 proof elixir will retail for around $40.
Thanks to AFJ for the linkage. Drink you under the table soon brother…
Vortex Vibrations Introducer (left) and Seducer (right) by Vortex.
Are you tired of waiting around for your next orgasm? Would you pay $60 to obtain a nearly instant orgasm anytime you wanted one? Since I know you just said “yes” then the Vortex Vibration is the sex toy for you. But don’t take it from me, listen to what one satisfied Vortex customer Jack the Ripper had to say about his sucktastic Vortex experience:
It is wonderful to see my wife’s clitoris get large as it fills with blood. I then adjust the airflow regulator and watch it vibrate like a flute reed. It is amazing to watch her as she climaxes.
To buy your own Vortex, click here.
Gene Simmons’ Cherry Dr. Pepper commercial…
Meh…
The New Stooges, Jim Carey (as Curley, left), Benicio Del Toro (as Moe, center) and Oscar stealer Sean Penn (as Larry, right). Amazing photoshop job by Brad Brevet. For JB.
But don’t worry, because the Farrelly Brothers are actually real Stooges so no way they will screw their Three Stooges redux (already five years in the making) up. Set for release sometime in 2010 the flick is not a biopic. And yes I, just like you, never realized how much Sean Penn looks like Larry Fine until this very moment. Anyway, yours truly is a complete Stooge freak. Many of my fondest New Year Eve nights were spent at home watching The Three Stooges New Years Marathon on channel 38 in Boston, completely drunk and happy. Those were good times.
Want more of your favorite knuckleheads? Volume 5 of The Three Stooges Collection was released on March 17th, 2009. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk…
Source: World of Wonder.
Bling Teeth. Yo Moms, check my grill.
If you can find them, Bling Teeth will run you about 75 cents. Now that’s crunky. I mean funky. I think. Anyway, what’s even funkier than that is Bling Teeth’s animated spokes person and his cosmic resemblance to Bootsy Collins. Collect all 22 Bling Teeth or die trying while choking on the small parts.
Thanks to Wonder Woman for the crunky linkage…
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