A Dangerous Drunken Screwball

Man Uses Fake Money to Buy Fake Drugs…

Posted on February 28, 2009 by DJC

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Tony Montana funny money will not buy you real drugs. But it should…

In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power.

Tony Montana

Although I’m not one to argue with Tony Montana’s cocaine logic, I’m pretty sure he wansn’t talking about making funny money. Tennessee police say that they arrested a man who used almost $5 grand worth of fake money to cop fake OC’s (or OxyContin for those of you less versed in the language of the street) from an undercover cop. Members of Tenessee’s finest party crashers said some of the bills were only printed on one side. The perp was charged with four felonies, including the sexy sounding, criminal simulation. Which as it turns out, is not sexy at all. Drag…

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