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Dildo Delivery Service…

Posted on February 10, 2009 by DJC

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The Kinky Llama will deliver your dildo in one hour. Sweet Home Chicago indeed! For Wonder Woman.

If you live in Chicago, sex toy distributor, The Kinky Llama, says it can deliver sex toys to you in only one hour. The express delivery will cost you $5. The toys are delivered by bike messenger in discrete white paper bags, 24 hours a day.

Getting your Raging Bull ($21.95, batteries included!) and Astroglide anal shooters ($15.95) delivered “just in time”? Priceless.

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1 to “Dildo Delivery Service…”

  1. WiggleButt says:
    February 10, 2009 at 6:36 pm

    I want that bike!!!!



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