Sonia Rykiel dress, $555. That’s five-hundred and fifty-five dollars for those of you that are bad at both readin’ and ‘rythmatic…

Looking at this dress causes me to wonder what French sweater-girl designer Sonia Rykiel was smoking when she decided that this hellish crayon-box dress might pass as fashion. Even Rainbow Bright thinks this dress is too much. This dress is making me dizzy and I’m not even drunk as far as you know. I want to thank Ms. Rykiel for two things. First the sweet acid flashback this dress induced and, for helping me know what NOT to wear on my birthday.

Ah…the French, the French, the French…

Mickey Rourk at the MILK Cinema City Premiere in NYC.

Dlisted’s Michael K is as obsessed with the hot mess that used to be is Mickey Rourke as I am. Which is good because I like to stay on top of Mickey’s shenanigans and his crazy, homophobic mouth. Anyway, a rag called The Daily Beast is claiming to have a SMS message from Rourke queer-bashing on Sean Penn’s performance in MILK.

Look seans an old friend of mine and i didnt buy his performance at all—thought he did an average pretend acting like he was gay besides hes one of the most homophobic people i kno (sic).

Well, that makes sense sinceOf course, the most homophobic person Mickey knows is Mickey Rourke.