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VOTE and Get a Free Vibrator…

Posted on November 04, 2008 by DJC


Vote Vibrator!

Screw the free coffee, donuts and ice cream, I want a free vibrator! Through Nobember 11th go to Babeland and present either your voter registration card or ballot stub (or your word of honor that you cast a ballot on November 4th), and you’ll get either a Mini Silver-Bullet vibrator or a Maverick Sleeve. Babeland has locations in New York and thankfully, Seattle.

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1 to “VOTE and Get a Free Vibrator…”

  1. Apple says:

    i want a free vibrator too!



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