A Dangerous Drunken Screwball

Metal Head Does Dio at Karaoke, Get’s Beat Up…

Posted on November 13, 2008 by DJC


Singing Holy Diver at Karaoke might be dangerous for your health. And your face.

James Mischler decided to perform Dio’s Holy Diver last week at a Wisconsin Karaoke Bar. Of course, just like everyone else at Karaoke night, Mischler sucked. Unfortunately for Mischler, his performance so enraged Dio’s #1 Fan, fellow Karaoke Bar patron Kyle Drinkwine, that he decided to give Mischler a beat down for it. When Five-O arrived, Drinkwine fled but was quickly apprehended. He proceeded to blow a liver-curdling .169 into the breathalyzer, more than twice the legal limit in Wisconsin. Which is exactly what you should expect from a guy named Drinkwine that hangs out in Karaoke Bars. In Wisconsin.

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