A Dangerous Drunken Screwball

DJ Ouchy, The Dom Clown…

Posted on November 07, 2008 by DJC


Ouchy the DJ Dom Clown…

Before you say anything, let me address your questions:

Is Ouchy the Clown a real person?

Yes Ouchy is real person in clown makeup. Just like you and me.

I thought Clown DJ’s were just an Urban Legend. How can I be sure that Ouchy is a real Clown DJ?

Ouchy is a real DJ. In fact, Ouchy is the only Clown DJ endorsed by Teller of Penn and Teller.

Ouchy sure looks like an authentic Clown Dom, but can he straight razor my crotch while making me laugh?

You’re in luck! One of Ouchy’s specialties is straight razor shaving. Ouchy also prides himself on making you laugh while he hurts you. Hopefully not while using his straight razor near your crotch or your ass.

Ouchy is based out of San Fransisco. Thanks to Freddy Pants for the clown-linkage. I think…

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