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British Sperm Bank Seeks Bailout… 0

Posted on November 13, 2008 by DJC


Rod Stewart. Do you think I’m sexy Father of six.

Someone call Rod Stewart! Britain is facing a sperm donor shortage! The reversal of Britain’s confidentially laws in 2005 may to blame for the drop in sperm donation. One of the changes allows children born of donor fathers to obtain the identity of donor father’s at a future date. Now, the only countries that seem to have enough sperm are those that pay for their sperm – like the U.S. and Spain.

In other Rod Stewart news, it looks like a Faces reunion is in the works. With the exception of bassist Ronnie Laine who passed away in 1997, Stewart has been quoted as saying that the remaining members of Faces, including Ron Wood, have agreed to reform and play a gig on Nobember 17th in London. Take that Nickelback…

RIP: Mitch Mitchell… 0

Posted on November 13, 2008 by DJC


Mitch Mitchell, live drum solo from 1969. Fucking incredible. For Surly and LP.

Mitch Mitchell, the revered drummer of the Jimi Hendrix Experience, was found dead in his Portland hotel room today. Mitchell had just wrapped up the 18 stop Experience Hendrix Tour. The tour, that stopped in Seattle only days ago on November 6th, included the likes of Buddy Guy, Geoff Tate of Queensryche, Joe Perry of Aerosmith and Mike McCready of Pearl Jam.

Mitchell apparently died of natural causes. At 62, Mitchell was the last surviving member of the Jimi Hendrix Experience.

Metal Head Does Dio at Karaoke, Get’s Beat Up… 0

Posted on November 13, 2008 by DJC


Singing Holy Diver at Karaoke might be dangerous for your health. And your face.

James Mischler decided to perform Dio’s Holy Diver last week at a Wisconsin Karaoke Bar. Of course, just like everyone else at Karaoke night, Mischler sucked. Unfortunately for Mischler, his performance so enraged Dio’s #1 Fan, fellow Karaoke Bar patron Kyle Drinkwine, that he decided to give Mischler a beat down for it. When Five-O arrived, Drinkwine fled but was quickly apprehended. He proceeded to blow a liver-curdling .169 into the breathalyzer, more than twice the legal limit in Wisconsin. Which is exactly what you should expect from a guy named Drinkwine that hangs out in Karaoke Bars. In Wisconsin.



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