Ace Frehley Halloween Mask, Halloween Costumes.com.

Halloween Costumes.com has just made my day. These all new latex KISS Halloween masks are pretty spectacular.

Gene Simmons Halloween Mask, Halloween Costumes.com

I mean, check out the lacquer on Gene’s tongue. If this mask does not get you laid on Halloween, there is something terribly wrong. With you that is. Maybe just leave the mask on. Anyway, these works of art retail for $19.99 and other accessories like Ace’s sweet space-man boots or Gene’s Demon boots (which, are sadly sold out but only come in men’s sizes. WTF?). Other KISS accessories are in the works according to Blabbermouth.net.

Axl cashes in his Dr. Pepper coupon.

17 years in the making, Chinese Democrazy will finally be released on November 23rd, 2008. Here’s the single,Chinese Democracy. And that’s all I have to say about that.

All that money and you still look like a cheap whore? Priceless…

$13,200. That is what it cost to keep Sarah Palin looking pretty last month. Add that to the $150,000 shopping spree and I’m thinking that even McCain’s biggest supporters, all 15 of them, are scratching their heads in disbelief. Of course, since Palin’s campaign spokeswhore is always on damage control, a statement was quickly issued that the clothing “will be donated to charitable causes” following the campaign.

Hold on, I got to squeeze a flying monkey out of my ass. There. I’m better now.