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Election Results According to 7-11… 0

Posted on October 19, 2008 by DJC

The 7-Election, Obama vs. McCain coffee war is on….

If you are a frequent visitor to 7-11, you may already know that 7-11 has been using scientific means to track voter trends since 2000. By scientific, I mean that 7-11 sells cups of coffee with each candidates name on the cup then tracks the sales of each Obama/McCain cup of joe, by state. Although it might be hard to believe, 7-11’s election projections by way of java, were incredibly close to the actual results of the last two Presidential elections. Right now, 7-11’s caffinated electoral map shows Obama coffee outselling McCain in 29 of the 31 states reporting. 7-11’s in Washington State show Obama’s coffee sales at 62% beating McCain comfortably who’s sales are running at 38%.

It might not be scientific, but I’ll take it.



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