$13,200 For Lipstick…
All that money and you still look like a cheap whore? Priceless…
$13,200. That is what it cost to keep Sarah Palin looking pretty last month. Add that to the $150,000 shopping spree and I’m thinking that even McCain’s biggest supporters, all 15 of them, are scratching their heads in disbelief. Of course, since Palin’s campaign spokeswhore is always on damage control, a statement was quickly issued that the clothing “will be donated to charitable causes” following the campaign.
Hold on, I got to squeeze a flying monkey out of my ass. There. I’m better now.
