You darn kids better get off my lawn.

…and since Simmons turned 59 last month, his appearance at this weekends AARP Expo makes perfect sense. Simmons will be the keynote speaker at AARP’s Life at 50, Staying Sharp Expo in Washington, D.C. The Expo starts today and runs through September 6th. Other speakers include Judy Collins, Shirley MacLaine and Republican mouthpiece, Tucker Carlson.

Strangely, Simmons is not the oldest member of KISS. That honor belongs to KISS drummer Peter Criss who will turn 64 in December.

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