10 Tans for $35,000. Some restrictions apply. No longer honoring earmarks due to non-paying bidders. Do not bid unless you intend to pay. I will leave negative feedback with your employer.

Gently used tanning bed. Some earmarks. Please see my other auctions. Local pick-up only.

I don’t know what to say here. Should I be angry about the fact that Palin, as Governor of Alaska, can afford 35,000 for a tanning bed or, that Alaskans pay Sarah Palin’s salary. Which means that, theoretically, Alaskan taxpayer money paid for her tanning bed. Who the fuck buys a tanning bed anyway? George Hamilton maybe. Okay, George Hamilton probably requires a tanning bed to live. Luckily, George’s tanning bed doubles as his actual bed making him a true Hollywood vampire. Oh wait…where was I. Oh, yeah…

Really fucking dumbfounded. That’s it.

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