Ted Nugent wants you to know that he killed this American flag himself before making it into a shirt.

Ted Nugent said that he sent his girl, Sarah Palin, an advance copy of his new book, “Ted, White & Blue: The Nugent Manifesto”. Nugent says the book, due out early next month is an honest look at his life and views on the world. Like this Nuge-Nugget:

The amazing quality American Dream that is my life is available to anyone willing to fight for rugged individualism. Doing the right thing is ridiculously easy and always much more satisfying.

I think what Ted means here is that being willing to live in the woods, kill your own food and shit in a hole, is not only ridiculously easy, it is also the American Dream. But wait, the talking-points for Ted, White and Blue are even more inspiring. According to Ted, simply by reading Ted, White and Blue you will discover the following things you never thought you wanted to know:

Why war is the answer to so many of our current problems
Why, if Ted were a Mexican, he’d start a revolution
How to change the world for the better through the power of God, guns and rock ‘n’ roll

Ted Nugent. Native American headdress, check. Confederate flag shirt with arms cut off, check. Automatic machine gun, check. Looking like the next White House Chief of Staff? Priceless.

What? No talking-point about birthin’ babies on a pile of bibles? Anyway, I know this isn’t really news that  Ted Nugent in enamored by the idea of Sarah Palin being our next VP. I really just wanted to have a reason to print the love-letter to Sarah Palin that accompanied Nugent’s fascist book of tripe. It’s pretty much the most un-rock ‘n’ roll thing I’ve ever read. Which makes sense since, like Sammy Hagar, Ted Nugent is a fucking tool:

Dear Governor Palin,

Please accept this copy of my new book, “Ted, White & Blue: The Nugent Manifesto” for you and your family. As a proud fellow American hunter, fisherman and lover of Alaska’s soul cleansing magnificent Spirit of the Wild, we who live our American Dream by God, truth, logic, goodwill and decency, thank you for bringing such defiant common sense and self evident truth back to the GOP and politics. We wish you Godspeed for the best hunting and fishing season of your life and pray to God almighty that you bring your bold spirit to the White House.

Godbless, XOXO,

American BloodBrothers, Ted Nugent and family

Okay, Ted didn’t put the XOXO in there but you know he wanted to.