10 Tans for $35,000. Some restrictions apply. No longer honoring earmarks due to non-paying bidders. Do not bid unless you intend to pay. I will leave negative feedback with your employer.
Gently used tanning bed. Some earmarks. Please see my other auctions. Local pick-up only.
I don’t know what to say here. Should I be angry about the fact that Palin, as Governor of Alaska, can afford 35,000 for a tanning bed or, that Alaskans pay Sarah Palin’s salary. Which means that, theoretically, Alaskan taxpayer money paid for her tanning bed. Who the fuck buys a tanning bed anyway? George Hamilton maybe. Okay, George Hamilton probably requires a tanning bed to live. Luckily, George’s tanning bed doubles as his actual bed making him a true Hollywood vampire. Oh wait…where was I. Oh, yeah…
The Stoner Valentine’s Day Special. Not from the Cherrybomb private collection. But I wish it was…
…got busted. Today in Berlin, German authorities shut-down a chocolate shop that was selling reefer laced suckers and chocolate, spiked with mushrooms. The trippy kind of mushrooms. In addition to the hopped-up sweets, the cops also confiscated over 70 bottles of pills and 20 marijuana joints. Man, Germany needs to light-up. I mean lighten up. No, I meant it right the first time.
Thanks to the power of Freddy Pants for the 4:20 linkage…
Davey Jones has a wardrobe malfunction of the worst kind…
Even if you were in Staten Island this weekend, you might have missed seeing David Cassidy and Davy Jones of The Monkees performing on the same bill on Saturday night. In case you did miss it, here is some of what you missed. I guess it was really hot in New York on Saturday. You can thank me later after you’re done clawing your eyes out. I also look forward to your assorted hate-mail. It really keeps me going.
Thanks to Freddy Pants for the man-boobage link. I think…
Hello, my name is Captain Bruce Dickinson. I’ll be saving your stranded ass today. Welcome aboard.
..because Bruce Dickinson can fly! Seriously, Bruce can fly. When times got a little tough for Iron Maiden, Dickinson decided he wanted to learn how to fly commercial airplanes. Which was good for the over 400British travelers left stranded in Egypt and Greece this last week following the sudden demise of the UK’s third largest tour company, XL.
Dickinson has been flying Maiden to gigs all over the world for over a decade in his Cessna 421 and Ed Force One, the bands own Boeing 747. For the last couple of years, Dickinson has been an employee of Crawley based Astraeus Airlines. Dickinson said the biggest sacrifice he made in becoming a pilot was cutting off his waist-long hair. When asked why he volunteered to help his stranded fellow country-men and women, Dickinson had this to say:
“I was just doing my job. I was called out like a lot of other pilots to help and I was obviously happy to do that. Some of the people on the flight were obviously frustrated by the situation they had found themselves in but everyone was pretty good-natured about it all.”
Chemical Wedding Trailer, May, 2008.
In his spare time, when he’s not busy saving people, fencing, or belting out Maiden classics for 50,000 people on a Friday night, Dickinson somehow found the time to writea screenplay called Chemical Wedding, a fictional account of the reincarnation of Aleister Crowley. The film showed at Cannes this past May. Dickinson flew the rest of Maiden and some lucky British rock journalists to France for a screening of Chemical Wedding in, Ed Force One.
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If boozing was an olympic event, we would be on a box of Wheaties. If this all sounds familiar to you (and your mother), welcome home.
