Somewhere, deep in a forest in Norway, Zombie Boy contemplates his rejection letter from the City of Bountiful.

Looking for a job with the city of Utah? Got a few tatts? Maybe a few piercings? Well, don’t bother applying for that sweet City Sanitation gig you always wanted. The city of Bountiful, Utah just passed a law prohibiting the hiring of new city workers that have visible tattoo’s and piercings (with the exception of earrings. For women).

Any current city employee that gets new ink or piercing that’s visible, will be deemed as having “resigned” from their position. What the hell is Zombie Boy gonna do now? What about Mr. Cool Ice? What about Mickey Rourke?

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