Cindy’s totally gettin’ nekkid at Sturgis! Yeeee-Hawww! Top that Obama!

John McCain attended the 68th Annual Sturgis Bike Rally in South Dakota on Monday. At his speech, he offered up his wife Cindy as a participant in the Miss Buffalo Chip Contest. While many of McCain’s peeps attend Sturgis, I still got to wonder if the 72 year old Senator is truly aware of some of the fun events that take place at Sturgis. I know Cherrybomb knows. Here’s my itinerary from last Monday:

Cherrybomb’s Sturgis Itenerary for Friday, August 4th:

12:00 - 1:00 pm: Machine Gun Shooting

1:00 - 4:30 pm: Drink

4:30 - 5:00 pm: Enter Pickle Lickin’ Contest and win. Duh.

5:00 - 6:00 pm: Drink for free

6:00 - 6:15 pm: Enter Fake Orgasm Contest and place 2nd. Pickle juice from Pickle Lickin’ contest worked against me.

6:15 - 7:30: Hang out with Ace Frehley and talk about the implications of the discovery of water on Mars.

7:30: See KISS! Of course the KISS show conflicted with John McCain’s speech so I totally missed it.

Phew! Cherrybomb is gonna need a vacation from this vacation…

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