John Rich. How anyone could look so stupid with a Flying V? Oh wait. Does that poor Flying V have the words “yee-haw” on it? Nevermind…

Self proclaimed “young person” John Rich is at it again. Tonight, on Larry King, Rich Bitch said he is one of the “young people” for John McCain. I’m confused. If John Rich is young, Cherrybomb is a barefoot and pregnant Confederate.

If you hope to be able to do basic math someday, unlike John Rich, please vote the right way.

Clinton delivered tonight. Yes how, yes way…

Madness. Mad people. The world is full of them. Anyway, as we are speaking of mad people, I just finished watching Hillary Clinton say “No how, No Way, NO MCCAIN. Perhaps Obama’s nemesis, Just Say No Deal’s Clintaloonie #1 Christi Adkins (see the vid above) might be having a moment of clarity. Or maybe not. All I hear when Christi Adkins is talking is fart noises:

On June 11, Adkins was on FOX News and had this to say:

It’s a stinky day in politics when Clinton supporters like Sean Hannity. And keep in mind at my Web site, Clinton4McCain.com, I looked at the character of the candidates. And quite frankly, John McCain is a maverick. He’s a fighter. He’s scrappy. And I like that. I like fighters. Hillary Clinton is a fighter. John McCain is not so far right. He is not. He is right there in the middle with most of America. And quite frankly, Barack Obama is way far out there.

And now, somewhere in America, Christi Adkins is crying into her favorite pantsuit from Kohl’s whispering, “It was supposed to last forever girl”. If you didn’t watch the footage tonight, wait 10 minutes. I’m sure it’s on your TV or Al Gore’s internet right about…NOW.

Kiss Vans, Koming Soon…

Usually Cherrybomb does not dig on this kind of stuff but the new Kiss “Dressed to Kill” Vans are pretty fucking sweet. Don’t ‘cha think? The Kiss DTK Vans join Iron Maiden, The Germs and Johnny Ramone as the latest in Van’s ever expanding “Band” themed shoes.

Motorizer, Motorhead’s 24th studio album is out today.

Motorizer is finally here. So far my favorite cut is Rock Out. Although, you’d be hard pressed to find anything less than 100% Motorhead on Motorizer.

Danny Harvey, Lemmy and Slim Jim are The Head Cat.

Motorhead plays El Paso tonight, sans Judas Priest and Testament, before heading to San Bernardino and a series of shows around California at the end of August through Labor Day weekend. Lemmy and his Rockabilly friends, The Head Cat, hit Seattle for yet another show at El Corazon on October 9th.