Cindy’s totally gettin’ nekkid at Sturgis! Yeeee-Hawww! Top that Obama!

John McCain attended the 68th Annual Sturgis Bike Rally in South Dakota on Monday. At his speech, he offered up his wife Cindy as a participant in the Miss Buffalo Chip Contest. While many of McCain’s peeps attend Sturgis, I still got to wonder if the 72 year old Senator is truly aware of some of the fun events that take place at Sturgis. I know Cherrybomb knows. Here’s my itinerary from last Monday:

Cherrybomb’s Sturgis Itenerary for Friday, August 4th:

12:00 – 1:00 pm: Machine Gun Shooting

1:00 – 4:30 pm: Drink

4:30 – 5:00 pm: Enter Pickle Lickin’ Contest and win. Duh.

5:00 – 6:00 pm: Drink for free

6:00 – 6:15 pm: Enter Fake Orgasm Contest and place 2nd. Pickle juice from Pickle Lickin’ contest worked against me.

6:15 – 7:30: Hang out with Ace Frehley and talk about the implications of the discovery of water on Mars.

7:30: See KISS! Of course the KISS show conflicted with John McCain’s speech so I totally missed it.

Phew! Cherrybomb is gonna need a vacation from this vacation…

Lemmy Action Figure, not anatomically correct according to Mr. Kilmister…

When the good folks at Locoape told Lemmy that they wanted to create an action figure in his image, Lemmy asked them if they would be putting a “dick” on it. Locoape said no to which Lemmy replied, “Well it’s not going to get a lot of action, is it?” Anyways, despite this truly gross oversight, I’m pretty sure even Lemmy’s Action Figure will get more pussy than you (yeah, you).

Joe Strummer Action Figure by Locoape. Out September 2008.

The Joe Strummer Action Figure (due out in September) is at the top of my Christmas list this year. You can also score figures of the whole band so Joe won’t be lonely. Take that Nickelback.

Chuck D Action Figure by Mezco Toys.

Mezco also makes a Flavor Flav figure which naturally comes with Flav’s Viking Helmet and clock. The Flavor of Love whores are not included. Speaking of PE, Obey just released some boss new PE threads, check ‘em out here.

The Dude Unemployed Action Figure by Entertainment Earth.

I’m also dying to get my hands on the new Unemployed Dude Action Figure that debuted at this year’s Comic Con. Unemployed Dude comes with his own White Russian and skanky hippie bathrobe. The Dude abides…

Thanks to Wonder Woman for the linkage all the way from Beijing…