Will the Real David Lee Roth Please Stand Up…?
David Lee Roth (right). David Lee Kuntz (left)…
So, you might remember that last week the media went crazy with a story that DLR had almost died. Cops in Oakland, Ontario pulled over a man thought to be Roth, for speeding. Canada’s finest said they quickly realized that “Dave” was in anaphylactic shock and needed immediate medical attention. It now turns out that the speeding nut-sack wasn’t Diamond Dave but was David Kuntz pretending to be DLR.
Somehow, professional douchebag David Kuntz (on the right in case you’re Mr. Magoo) also managed to convince an entire bar full of people in Canada that he was David Lee Roth. Kuntz even took the stage and performed with the bar’s band at one point. I really don’t know what kind of hallucinogenic party liquids they have in Canada but they must be pretty hardcore. I mean, even Stevie Wonder can tell the difference between David Lee Kuntz and the real DLR. I’m also pretty sure if you asked Dave if he is allergic to nuts he’d say something like: “How could I be allergic to nuts? I’m in the band Van Halen! HEEEEEYYYYYYYHIIIIIIIIIYEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAHHH! RUNNIN’ WITH THE DEEEEEEEVILLLLLLLL!”
Thanks to Dlisted for the link.
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