Pussy, The Natural Energy Drink.

We all know pussy power is the greatest power in the universe. It’s a proven fact. Lucky for you (yeah, you) the power of pussy, now comes in a can. Pussy Energy Drink is the brainchild of 25 year old Londoner, Jonnie Shearer:

The name Pussy shocks and demands attention – that’s the point. Inhibition is a recipe for mediocrity. This is a premium energy drink named with confidence. Pussy is unique. It is made with a blend of fresh white grape juice from Southern Italy, pressed Mexican limes and lightly carbonated water. These are then mixed with Grenadilla and Lychee flavours, infused with Guarana, Siberian Ginseng, Sarsaparilla, Schizandra, Ginko Biloba and Milk Thistle which has been used to ease the pain of hangovers.

Cherrybomb is a fan of energy drinks. They taste great with my favorite party liquid, Mr. Belvedere.  And even though the word Schizandra kind of scares me (it’s actually a medicinal herb), I would still put that can of Pussy to my lips. Sadly, Pussy is only available in the UK. Which means no Pussy for you, or for me. Which is pretty much business as usual for you. I mean both of us.

Thanks to Dlisted for the link.