The Armor of God Pajamas. Yes, really.

…knowing Clowns won’t eat your kids as they sleep? Priceless. Seriously, that’s all I got folks. Actually, I’m pretty sure I would burst into flames if I put one of these things on. It’s also probably true if your child receives one of these sweet outfits for their birthday from someone, that someone hates you.

Armor of God is located in Florida. Naturally.

Joshua Hoffine, Isolation, July 2008.

Photog Joshua Hoffine is back with another glimpse into his blood-splattered world of horrific wonders with his new photo, Isolation (above). And no, it’s no mistake. Hoffine’s lucky subject and hungry fiend, er, friend, Derek Moore does resemble Jesus. I highly recommend you check out Hoffine’s creative process for Isolation on his awesome blog. It’s fascinating stuff.

In the words of the macabre lens-master himself, bon appetite kiddies…